Joke of the day
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
“Pardon me, madam . . . I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.”
“But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!”
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Attendance call on the first day back at school in Birmingham, UK.
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils :
“Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?”
“Here.”
“Achmed El Kabul?”
“Here.”
“Fatima Al Chadoury? “
“Here.”
“Abdul Alu Ohlmi?”
“Here.”
“Mohammed Ibn Achrha?”
“Here.”
“Mi Cha El Mey Er” Silence in the classroom.
“Mi Cha El Mey Er”
Continued silence as everyone looked around the room. She repeated,
“Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Mey Er ?”
A boy shyly arose and said, “Sorry teacher. I think that’s me; It’s pronounced Michael Meyer”.
Eric Eric Eric... Where would I be without you.
I so look forward to your jokes, this one is absolutely priceless and oh so true!!!
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